The Haircut

BEFORE

AFTER - okay the bangs are a little crooked, but read
the above stuff, and you'll see why.

I thought it went pretty well considering:

1. I've never cut hair before.

2. The only person who has ever cut his hair is in Florida.

3. After the first snip, Rowan started screaming "ONLY ON PAPER!!!!" (I wish he'd remembered this scissors rule when he cut up the couch cover last year....)

4. He screamed through the whole rest of the haircut.

5. Jellybean bribes did not stop the screaming.

6.  There was a giant dreadlock in the back which had taken prisoners.

7. I had just ingested a double cold-press mocha and was very jittery (the caffeine high was what made me attempt this in the first place.)